Your move, creationists. (via dysplacement)
american things that are surely fictional:
- donald trump
- blue raspberry
- wearing shoes indoors
- texas?????
Music n shit
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american things that are surely fictional:
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
Anonymous asked:
juuliaroberts answered:
When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

Update:

he’s a different man now
character development

PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS BABY, NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM HE JUST FUCKING LOVES HIS GOLDFISH.
1 REBLOG = 1 PRAYER