Your move, creationists. (via dysplacement)
american things that are surely fictional:
- donald trump
- blue raspberry
- wearing shoes indoors
- texas?????
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
- your brother
Anonymous asked:
youre honestly disgusting and a disgrace to humanity. youre nothing but a mess, and a gay ass mess at that
juuliaroberts answered:
When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit
Update:
he’s a different man now
character development
PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS BABY, NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM HE JUST FUCKING LOVES HIS GOLDFISH.
1 REBLOG = 1 PRAYER
